The Naughty Mat

Sundancer · Sundancer

In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman: You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the people around you have to pay the bill.

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

It really needs some loving. It' been so dead .. we need to think naughty :)

everbran · everbran

I know you're all clamoring to get me something for my birthday coming up at the end of August, I know you guys plan wayyyyy ahead for such things. I thought I would give you a suggestion! Yep! T...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

So I'm sure most of you have heard about Edison Chen and the big sex scandal surrounding him. Well, now he's stepping away from the entertainment industry. I find it interesting that here in the states, a sex tape isn't so much a big deal, in fact it gives you a bit of a boost. Howevr, there he's ruined th...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

So has anyone gotten naughty with the texting .. ever? Honestly ... seriously ... share and share alike. Ok so I have .. there ya have it. It's loads of fun. YOu have to make sure to have an unlimited text package or it'll be very unsexy when you get your bill. You really can be very uninhibited throug...

KaeEll · KaeEll

NOT suitable for work! I always get a chuckle out of Perez. Warning, it's funny, but coarse. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Sh6feyctX0]

everbran · everbran

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-arrange-a-threesome

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Ok we've got this naughty section here, let's use it. What do you all think is a good way to spice up a sex life. Not just during but before and after. For me after is the worst. It's like, Ok that's over, now what. Oh the kid's need something...

KaeEll · KaeEll

I like Perez Hilton. It's a dirty little secret of mine. Having said that, I thought I'd share this with the kids here just for the heck of it. This is Perez reacting to a VERY naughty video, and no, I didn't watch what he did, lol. You can if so inclined, just don't tell me about it. Anyway, here is Perez! Tu...

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing nee...

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

Awesome Graphics at pYzam.com

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

2 Darn Cold Street The North Pole,Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from...

everbran · everbran

Too funny for words.

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary, so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother th...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

SPAGHETTI...... > > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy t...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Flowers $25 , dinner & a movie $88 , hotel room $175 . the look on his face when you tell him your on your period. priceless !

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Differences Between Women And Men 1. NAMES If Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne go out for lunch, they will call each other Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne. If Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2....

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa&quo...

KaeEll · KaeEll

Trick or Treat! Watch out at those Halloween CostumeParties!! > > > >>A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween costume Party. She got a terrible > >>headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted > >>husband protested, but she...

everbran · everbran

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?'' ''Melons,'' the blonde replies. ''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how m...

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	Denny's New Breakfast (Preview) In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny's is offering a new breakfast meal called the Suleman: You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the people around you have to pay the bill.	Sundancer	4	964	Mar 16, 2009 by Sundancer
	Let's get the naughty mat going again (Preview) It really needs some loving. It' been so dead .. we need to think naughty :)	jessicad52178	2	662	Sep 29, 2008 by jessicad52178
	Since You're All Dying To Know (Preview) I know you're all clamoring to get me something for my birthday coming up at the end of August, I know you guys plan wayyyyy ahead for such things. I thought I would give you a suggestion! Yep! T...	everbran	5	733	Sep 26, 2008 by jessicad52178
	Hong Kong Sex Scandal (Preview) So I'm sure most of you have heard about Edison Chen and the big sex scandal surrounding him. Well, now he's stepping away from the entertainment industry. I find it interesting that here in the states, a sex tape isn't so much a big deal, in fact it gives you a bit of a boost. Howevr, there he's ruined th...	jessicad52178	2	1010	Feb 28, 2008 by jessicad52178
	Text sex (Preview) So has anyone gotten naughty with the texting .. ever? Honestly ... seriously ... share and share alike. Ok so I have .. there ya have it. It's loads of fun. YOu have to make sure to have an unlimited text package or it'll be very unsexy when you get your bill. You really can be very uninhibited throug...	jessicad52178	2	738	Feb 22, 2008 by jessicad52178
	And now for something completely different (Preview) NOT suitable for work! I always get a chuckle out of Perez. Warning, it's funny, but coarse. [youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=0Sh6feyctX0]	KaeEll	1	736	Feb 21, 2008 by shellyinphx
	How to arrange a threesome (Preview) http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-arrange-a-threesome	everbran	1	848	Feb 19, 2008 by jessicad52178
	Sex (Preview) Ok we've got this naughty section here, let's use it. What do you all think is a good way to spice up a sex life. Not just during but before and after. For me after is the worst. It's like, Ok that's over, now what. Oh the kid's need something...	TinaLord68	3	953	Feb 14, 2008 by jessicad52178
	A start to the weekend... (Preview) I like Perez Hilton. It's a dirty little secret of mine. Having said that, I thought I'd share this with the kids here just for the heck of it. This is Perez reacting to a VERY naughty video, and no, I didn't watch what he did, lol. You can if so inclined, just don't tell me about it. Anyway, here is Perez! Tu...	KaeEll	0	808	Jan 11, 2008 by KaeEll
	50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex (Preview) 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing nee...	shellyinphx	2	717	Dec 21, 2007 by TinaLord68
	Interesting Signs (Preview) Awesome Graphics at pYzam.com	shellyinphx	2	836	Dec 19, 2007 by everbran
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	Mommy Is Santa (Preview) Too funny for words.	everbran	3	720	Nov 29, 2007 by jessicad52178
	If Santa could answer honestly (Preview) Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary, so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother th...	TinaLord68	2	681	Nov 28, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Spaghetti - hilarious! (Preview) SPAGHETTI...... > > A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy t...	TinaLord68	2	693	Nov 28, 2007 by shellyinphx
	the date! (kinda naughty) (Preview) Flowers $25 , dinner & a movie $88 , hotel room $175 . the look on his face when you tell him your on your period. priceless !	TinaLord68	1	719	Nov 28, 2007 by jessicad52178
	differences between men and women (Preview) Differences Between Women And Men 1. NAMES If Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne go out for lunch, they will call each other Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne. If Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2....	TinaLord68	0	753	Nov 28, 2007 by TinaLord68
	A Christmas Story - Ba Humbug (Preview) A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa&quo...	TinaLord68	0	648	Nov 28, 2007 by TinaLord68
	The old Halloween urban legend... (Preview) Trick or Treat! Watch out at those Halloween CostumeParties!! > > > >>A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween costume Party. She got a terrible > >>headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted > >>husband protested, but she...	KaeEll	4	735	Nov 1, 2007 by TinaLord68
	The Blonde And The Melons (Preview) This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?'' ''Melons,'' the blonde replies. ''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how m...	everbran	1	697	Oct 30, 2007 by jessicad52178
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