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Long Lost DiMera Daughter

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Date: Feb 7, 2007
Little Johnny




Little Johnny's at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you
think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream
on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and
asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the
policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny
asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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AND the Winner is!
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy
wants to
buy Mom."

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The Smiling T.L. Fan

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Date: Feb 7, 2007

Cute! Thanks

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