These are cute!
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>A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
>was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
>though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
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>A little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
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>Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
>it was physically impossible.
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>The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
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>The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
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>The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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>A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
>were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
>As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
>the drawing was.
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>The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
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>The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
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>Without looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will in
>a minute."
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>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
>and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father
>and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
>treat our brothers and sisters?"
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>Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
>"Thou shall not kill."
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>One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
>the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
>of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
>She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
>hairs white, Mom?"
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>Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
>me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
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>The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
>"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
>persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
>nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
>Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
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> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
>she's dead."
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>A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
>make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
>blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
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>"Yes," the class said.
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>"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
>the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
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>A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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>The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school
>for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
>made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
>watching."
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>Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
>large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
>all you want God is watching the apples.
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