"I AM NO LONGER INSTALLING YOUR PROGRAM ON MY CUSTOMERS' MACHINES, BECAUSE YOUR PROGRAM PUTS UP TOO MANY ALERTS. YOUR PROGRAM IS LIKE A LITTLE KID AT THE POOL SCREAMING EVERY FEW MINUTES, "MOMMY, MOMMY, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" YOU PUT UP ALERTS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO RIGHT. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU UNLESS THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY WRONG. DEFENDER GETS IT."
Little did this user know he had our alert method selected for the most "vocal" of manners.
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