And this from LaineyGossip.com - I like her take on the "gold-digging hag"....
Always a victim, always excusesand a Third Leg?
Cant believe the golddigging hag hasnt been voted off Dancing with the Stars yet but whatever that show is where the D List dies a slow death. Her time will come.
And when it does come, she has her excuses lined up already. Funny how that works, non? At the beginning of the show, she said she was as strong as ever riding her bike, rehearsing, claiming she deserved no special treatment.
But now its a different story. Now Heather Mills says she hasnt been able to rehearse as much as her competitors because she has a sore back. So againagain with the Pity Card, the Pity Card when convenient.
Like when shes trying to gouge money out of Paul McCartney, at which time its Poor Me, he made me crawl to the bathroom and Im too weak to walk. Except of course when American television comes calling. Then Ill do a backflip and fellate the heartstrings for your vote.
Can you believe this bitch?
Oh but the rumours juicy rumours are running wild behind the scenes of that show. Spoke to three different people from the set. Situation is this: her dancing partner Jonathan Roberts is married. Supposedly his wife has now become a constant fixture at rehearsal because its gone back to her that Heather and Jonathan have been doin it in her trailer.
Not slam dunk yet, will try to get more details to lock it down but would you put homewrecking past that woman? Even if that dude is pulling the five alarm gaydar? Didnt think so. www.dailymail.co.uk/
heather mills puts me in mind of the midget on amazing race. i can do what a regular person can do until i need to work the locals over & get special treatment. GAH!
sadly i think all the people she is *inspiring* will keep her around for awhile. like like master P's gang did last season.
can you hear me gagging???
kris
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I love Lainey! I'm not in the least bit suprised, she is the ebola from England! Eck gads, can she please be voted off? I will not even go into how she should not be there in the first place....
The sooner this shrew gets voted off the better. There, I said it. I don't like her, not gonna like her. Sorry she only has one leg, but ya know what, people that use the pity card can go elsewhere.
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And another little blurb from Lainey this morning.....
BTW, to read more of Lainey, go to Laineygossip.com. She's a riot! We're now treated to seeing her in person on CTV's e talk on at 7 each weeknight.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Dear Gossips,
So the woman who called in to Ryan Seacrests radio show to defend Heather Mills do you smell a plant? America owes Heather an apology because Heather can dance?
Please.
More on that later.
But think about it: Heather Mills and Spencer from The Hills perfect couple, non?
And Lainey continues...
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Things that kill me (today):
1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight 3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isnt a bad dancer?
Please!
Analysis of the call
Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest:
"I'm ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on everyone was down on Heather Mills. But she has won me over, and I can admit it, that I had formed a bad opinion about her. I am embarrassed, actually. I would love to apologize to her. And America should apologize. People should apologize to her. She was wrongfully treated."
Of course Heather starts bawling. And in between her tears and her sniffling, she offers the following:
"Yes it's just amazing. ... I had a choice. I could have gone down ... I could have gone down that path of lowering myself to everyone else's level and proven my innocence."
Clever cow, isnt she? Read between those lines gossipsread what shes really trying to say.
Translation: I could expose Paul, because Paul has many dirty secrets and is an evil man. But I kept quiet to protect him, sacrificing my innocence for his dirty secrets and evilness. Because I am good and he is evil. But Im too classy to tell you how dirty and evil he is.
And then theres more self-pity Heathers always the victim, remember? "All I did was fall in love with somebody madly, and give up my life for seven years, you know. And then just to be vilified for it? I'm actually quite shocked. I've spent 14 years doing charity work. ... If I was a gold digger, I would be a very wealthy woman now. And I'm not."
Translation: Dear MiniVan Majority, I am Heather Mills. Just like you, I GAVE UP myself for my family, devoted my life to a man and to my child. I am woman who stood behind her man, supported her man. Because that is the mark of a decent woman. I never took porny pervy photos. I never plotted for money. All I did was want to be a wife. Because being a wife and sacrificing my own life is the ultimate duty for a woman. And now Im being punished for that. Dear MiniVan Majority, if you allow them to punish me you are allowing them to punish YOU.
So you see how Paul got swindled? Girls got game, Ill give her that.
And she played her way into yet another free pass this week on Dancing with the Stars complaining about her back, complaining about how her one leg situation prevents her from rehearsing as much as her competitors, lowering everyones expectations, only to exceed them during the show.
Masterful Manipulation. Masterful Golddiggery.
And its working on the MiniVan Majority. Maybe Tom Cruise should have married Heather Mills?
