Happiest Of Mother's Days to You!

TinaLord68 · The Smiling T.L. Fan

Happiest Of Mother's Days to You!

jojolin · The Naughty Bad Girl

Aww, happy Mother's Day all you hot moms! We are all MILFs.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

LOL oh jojo, I never knew you felt that way about me!

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KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

Happy Mothers' Day gals. Hope we all have a nice leisurely one to enjoy with our own moms, if we're lucky enough to still have them with us, and all our kids around. To those of us who have lost their moms or are just far away, special hugs to you.

(In a small voice, what's a MILF? Is it a good thing?)

jojolin · The Naughty Bad Girl

Of course, I do Jess..teehee.

(whispers: Mom I'd Like to F**k. A phrase that came out of American Pie. I'm not saying I wanna do you all, but it's just my way of saying we're all hot.)

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Jodi come on we all know you want us ... you're just a crazy milf loving milf yourself!

oh and for us!!!

kris · Twilight Posting Princess

happy mothers day, everyone.

kris

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

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jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Here's something sweet that one of the bands posted as a bulletin on myspace ... i shall share

Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms, all the single moms who are doing it for themselves, to all the moms who are no longer with us (may you rest in peace), to all the young not ready moms, to all the hard working moms....You are wonderful in everything you do and you are greatly appreciated for it.

Women have strengths that amaze us.
They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ! ! !

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

another mom thing i heard at church today

Things I learned from my mother:

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

12. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

15. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

16. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you'll be cold?"

17. My mother taught me about HUMOR.
"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

19. My mother taught me about GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

20. My mother taught me about WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

21. My mother taught me about SHARING.
" Im going to give you a piece of my mind!"

22. My mother taught me about FEAR.
"One day you'll have a child who'll do the same things to you."