A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy
>sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is
drinking.
>"Magic Beer," he says.
>
>She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
>realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
>man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really magic beer, is
it?"
>
>"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
>window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
>
>He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
>building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed
>that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the
bartender,

>"Give her one of what I'm having."
>
>She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
>plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
> The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
>you're a real asshole when you're drunk.