My gossip gal, Lainey, has used the term "karma face" when talking about various starlets who have no scruples in busting up a relationship, then have the misfortune of getting caught in a photo looking less than glamorous themselves, looking crappy, even. And the other day I had the pleasure of seeing this on my own turf.
Our dry cleaner moved from a super handy location to a quasi shitty little plaza near the edge of my stomping grounds, and the prices there are so good that we followed them. As it turns out, it's located right beside the constituency office of our member of provincial parliament, a horrible witchy bulldozer of a hypocrite and one reason I joined the opposition party against my real political leanings. She's a nasty bitch, can't stand her, never could.
Anyway, her husband is the real topic here. He's the oldest brother of a former classmate of mine, and all through school he was the most drop dead gorgeous guy on earth. After graduation from high school. one of my closest friends started dating this guy, fell madly in love with him, way beyond anything I'd ever seen before. She was so sure that he was the one, that they'd be married and live happily ever after.
Then one day, several years into their relationship, she learned that he'd run off and married this other woman (the member of parliament now). No warning, nothing. He didn't even bother to break it off with her. Of course my friend was devastated, quit her job, fell into a depression and generally went to pieces. It took her almost 10 years to get over the humiliation and sorrow. (I know, she should have much sooner, but that's what happened.)
Anyway, I saw this rotten bastard getting into his car the other day, parked right beside me at the cleaners. He was coming out of his wife's constituency office, got into his 15 year old ugly brown Dodge, and guess what? He looks like boiled rat shit now!! He's scrawny, lined, completely grey, squinty-eyed, and miserable. Bwahahahaha. Karma Face!! Love it!
Oh, and my friend finally married at 40 to a nice accountant - a bit boring, but a good guy. She's happy now.
thats awesome, I kind of think that way of Angelina Jolie. Since she got with Brad she has lost all that weight and honestly isnt half as good looking as she was.
You should have taken a picture of him and sent it to your friend
LOL, Shelly. I searched the internet for a pic of him because his wife is always in the papers and I know I had seen one of him with her not that long ago, but I came up empty, at least got tired of looking. But he's much "better" in person - really has that tormented vibe coming out of him. I cackled all the way home from the dry cleaners.
I'll give her a call on the weekend, give her the great news. She'll LOVE it.
