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TOPIC: Joke of the day
TinaLord68
The Smiling T.L. Fan
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Date: Aug 23, 2007
Joke of the day
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting
close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My
dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen
into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a
living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up
a Golden thimble set with pearls.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked the seamstress
replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
silver thimble ringed with sapphires.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave
her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her
husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and
disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried
the seamstress.
The Lord was furious."You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It
is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you
would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you
would
have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have
given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be
able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to
George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies,
it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of
others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
All Us Women
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KaeEll
Original Soap Dish Diva
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Date: Aug 23, 2007
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Cute, good one, Tina! Thanks.
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Moore Ideas Not More Ideas!
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Date: Aug 23, 2007
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LOVED that! Really cute...
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shellyinphx
Long Lost DiMera Daughter
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Date: Aug 23, 2007
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that is a great one
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