Okay, forgive me if you guys have heard this one before, but my former boss just sent this one to me, and I thought that it was funny! (I haven't worked for this man since 1985, but I think that HE thinks that I'm an ex wife...!!!)

Here is is:


A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
Of the dealership.


Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.


"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then
120. Suddenly he thought,


"What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival.


Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked
At his watch and said,


"Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If
you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go."


The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."


"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper