I'm watching live, still waiting for the damn UPS delivery for my husband that never came yesterday, but it would sure be more fun to watch it with someone. Anybody game?
Okay, all alone, lol. Sarah packs up. Chris is half naked. Adriana packs up. Layla's sad.
Natty's playing pool with the guy with the hair that sticks up and cute smile. John saunters over.
Aha! Viki's in Paris emailing back and forth with Jessica. Nash is kind of semi-pissed off with her and in bursts that flaming a$$ Todd to collect Jessica for his wedding.
Blair snarks about Lindsay to Dorina then breaks the news that she and Todd are getting married
Guy with hair goes to Asa's mansion, Nigel opens the door and tries to slam it in his face but hair-guy insists.
Todd plays his self-pity card with Jess and Nash. Peh.
Dorian has a fit at the wedding news.
John and Natalie yap about Lindsay's breakdown. John squishes his lips together, crosses arms across his chest - I think he's still talking - oh, said he owes Nat an apology. Duh, ya think?
More Layla and thing and packing up. Aaaw, supposed to be sad. Rex and Vincent move the boxes and bags out, plinky music to underscare the sadness of this event. And Sarah can't close her suitcase because it's packed too full. Cris gives her a little ogle.
Todd wants Jessica to be his best man and Dorian is still haranguing Blair about Todd.
snarky, ugh Sarah is driving me nuts. Could she be any more annoying.
Not as annoying as Blair is to me. Or Todd for that matter, lol. And what about John and his mannerisms? Or the new hair-guy?
I liked the 20 seconds of Nigel, though. And nice mention of Tea Delgatto by Dorian.
OMG, Renee says hair-guy strikes a remarkable resemblance to Asa.
Dorian isn't making any headway talking sense into Blair about pulling off the charade and the effect it could have on Starr and Jack.
Duh, John's apology is over withholding the Tommy shit from Natalie, not that he treated her like something stuck on the bottom of his shoe. The Marty kiss comes up, he says if it had been her kissing another guy, he wouldn't have liked it.
yeah, good call Kae....Blair annoys me more then Todd though. I dont mind this Todd, I hate the courtroom yelling about Tommy Todd. I like Todd with Jess, they have fun dynamic.
why does Renee think Jared looks like Asa, I dont' see it!
Why is Nash mad at Jess?
Do we really have to see Nat and John, again!
Blair and Todd have a good reason to be married actually, Margaret kidnapped him right before the last time, so it's not such a stretch that people should be all shocked over.
More Nigel, and Renee gushing over hair-guy's resemblance to the young Asa, how uncanny, etc. Nigel eavesdrops around the corner as Jared worms his way into Renee's confidence. Both Nigel and I roll our eyes.
Layla and thing hug goodbye.
Is Sarah wearing red tights under that black dress? Yep. Cris is falling for her.
Shelly - glad that you can enjoy Todd now. I'm sorry, but I just can't stand him. It's not like the way I hate Brad Carlton from Y&R - he's at least consistent in his sliminess!
Best line today - Nigel to Jared who is gushing with Renee - "Sugar or SACCHARINE?"
Tina, I don't know why we're getting more John and Natalie. It's ruining the epi today for me.
Ack, I accidentally hit the "Live" button on the remote instead of "Last" and skipped a bunch.
Hey, Spoiler Lady broke her ankle and her fill-in is showing that flashback scene to Lindsay killing Spencer and Lindsay isn't wearing that black mink coat that Marty saw Lindsay wearing as she left the hospital room where Spencer was found dead.
Oh gawd. Todd asks Dorian to throw them a big lavish wedding. Then he can get his son back, of course. Because no judge in the counrty would ddeny Todd his son if he has just had a lavish (read tasteless) wedding. What an idiot.
Next:
Cole runs into John and Marty in the park and asks him what's going on. Fascinating.
Nat tells Jess that she didn't hire Jerod because off her thing. Jess asks if Nat likes this guy.
Blair tells Starr that there is going to be a wedding there today.
Marcie sing songs to Todd that she's not afraid of him, as Todd bends forward to KISS her. Marcie hauls off and slaps him. WTF?