Some of you younger ones may not get a few of these quite yet. This is in honor of Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day:


To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut
the bitch up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being --
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck -

Old age ain't no place for sissies .
-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!