Confuscious Says....

Woman who goes to mans apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Man who get kicked in testies, left holding the bag.

Man who kissed girl behind, gets crack in face.

Passionate kiss like spider-web, lead to undoing of fly.

Man with holes in pocket, feel cocky all day.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. Girl who rides bicycle, paddles ass all over town.

He who fart in church, sit on own pew. Baseball all wrong, man with four balls can't walk.

Man who lives in glass house, dress in basement.

Man with penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts.

Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who drops watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Man who goes to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.