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The Smiling T.L. Fan

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Date: Oct 26, 2007
FBI (really funny)


FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3
finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents
took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We
must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill
Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded
with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

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