Trick or Treat!

Watch out at those Halloween CostumeParties!!
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> >>A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween costume Party. She got a terrible
> >>headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted
> >>husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some
> >>aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
> >>spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
> >>after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it
> >>was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know
> >>what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
> >> her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the
> >>party and soon spotted her husband in his costume cavorting around on the dance floor,
> >>dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here
and
> >>a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him - and being a rather
> >>seductive babe herself - he left his current partner high and dry and
> >>devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as
> >>far as he wished , naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he >>whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went
> >>to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at
> >>midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into
> >>bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
> >>She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
> >>time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
> >>good time when you're not there." - "Did you dance much?" - "I'll tell
> >>you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill,
and some other guys, and went into the den and played poker all nite.
> >>...But, you're never gonna believe
> >>what happened to this guy I loaned my costume to...! LOL
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