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> First Time Sex
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> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
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> night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
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> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
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> to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
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> to go out and make love
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> for the first time
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> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
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> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
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> get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
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> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
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> hour. He tells the
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> boy everything there is to know about
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> condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
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> the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
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> family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
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> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
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> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
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> excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
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> table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
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> quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
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> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
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> prayer, with his head down. 10
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> minutes pass, and still
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> no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
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> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
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> boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
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> your father was a pharmacist."