Lainey's New Riddle

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

Lainey's New Riddle

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Yeah that one threw me for a loop. I was freaking out at the possibility of it being my Johnny Depp, but he only has two children

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

Johnny Depp isn't technically married..so I don't think its him. Though I bet it could be Tom Cruise. He has 3 kids which I guess could count as several. And he is married.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Oh yeah that's right I forgot he didn't sign that marriage license I sent him. Damn it lol. Hmmm I wonder so I'm going to guess it's some one who is connected to the Pirates movies .. maybe

jojolin · The Naughty Bad Girl

Tom Cruise is married with several children...as is Mel Gibson. I dunno, that's all I got.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

How many does John Travolta have? There's another possibility.

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

well wikipedia says he has 2 kids. Though I think that with all the rumors we have heard him and Tom would be obvious choices. I am not sure what qualifies as several. I mean Tom has 3, right. Both him and John have beautiful wives so hopefully they are not. Then again you know what they say about a cover. This is a fun one.

I was going to say Brad Pitt because he definitely has several children, but him and Angelina aren't married.

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

It can't be Mel Gibson, although he qualifies, but the fact that he's a strong Catholic, and the insatiable part - nah, not Mel. He doesn't have that high energy vibe.

Lainey goes on and on, and has stated openly, with links to videos and pictures, that both Tom Cruise and John Travolta are likely gay or at best bi-sexual, so she wouldn't put out a riddle about either of them.

Oh, and Lainey says today that it is definitely NOT Johnny Depp, as if there were ever any doubt, lol. Nor is Gwen Stefani doing holiday detox. Today she stresses that the visits are from "video boys", so I kind of suspect it could be an actor that also sings. I'm still going with Eddie Murphy. Or maybe Matthew Mc Conaghee (spelling??) because she has hinted that his liaison with Penelope Cruz was a little suspect and she had been linked with Cruise for quite a while. She's hinted that Cruz might be a willing beard on more than one occasion.

-- Edited by KaeEll at 10:12, 2007-12-18

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

hmm, then you got me on this one...Will she ever reveal it?

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

shellyinphx wrote:

hmm, then you got me on this one...Will she ever reveal it?

Shelly, the reason Lainey puts out riddles is that she's afraid of law suits. She has said several times that she WILL reveal in person, and she holds these "meetings" a few times a year when she does answer them. Also, if you meet her on the sidewalk, she'll tell you, but never anything written on paper or on the internet. And never on television or radio!

People can write into her with guesses, and then she will make a statement in her column if they are wrong, eliminating lots of possibilities. I had trouble registering on her site, so I don't participate at all.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

OH i'm registered I can help lol

You guys don't think it could be Keith Richards do you?

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

I don't even know who Keith Richards is. I may have to google him. And thanks Kae for letting us know why she doesn't give names, I don't blame her. I may go and register too

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Keith RIchads .. you know from the rolling stones. He's also who Johnny Depp based his Capt. Jack Sparrow off of more or less that's why I was thinking it might have been him.

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

thats right

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

Do you think Keith Richards has that kind of energy? I'd be really surprised if he did. He's over 60 isn't he? So far,Lainey has never indicated anything negative or positive about the Rolling Stones (I think) as if they aren't even on her radar.

I'm still thinking, if Lainey wants us to guess, that it's some Hollywood type who's really putting it over the fans, would gross most people out, is a bit of a fraud and has so much money that a lawsuit would be within his range. I'm thinking high energy, lots of money, strong libido and massive ego. And is currently shooting a movie most likely in either Toronto or Vancouver. Otherwise, Lainey wouldn't be getting these scoops from the film crews. Hmmm. Where is Shrek Goes Forth filming?

Oh! Just had a thought! Maybe Mike Myers! Lainey hates him! Does he have kids?

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

according to wikipedia, Mike Myers is not married. In fact divorced, doesn't mention kids.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Lol true about Keith Richards, but I guess some Red Bull and a viagra can do wonders lol. Yeah she's never mentioned them.

IMDB has a tool that you can search for everything being filmed ni particular cities. It comes up with a lot of hits but if you narrow down by year then you might have a few hints

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

I thought maybe Denzel but he only has 1 offspring. This one is going to seriously have us puzzled until we figure it out. There are lots of men in hollywood.

shellyinphx · Long Lost DiMera Daughter

ooh, what about Tom Hanks? Wikipedia says he has 4 kids. That qualifies as several

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Oh that would be so bad, but yeah I guess it is possible. Wait a sec in Polar Express, didn't the hobo end a couple sentences with Savvy ... grrr I don't know. He doesn't seem like he'd really fit the profile. I mean he doesn't seem like the type to be that voracious.

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

OH man what if it's Vin Diesel or Cuba Gooding Jr. Vin would break my heart but there have been rumors.

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

A little update from Lainey...

It is not John Travolta having young gay fun in the trailer, nor is it Tom Cruise, nor Patrick Dempsey. And Julia Roberts is NOT on Holiday Detox.

Keep guessing, because Lainey will put out the denials and eliminate suspects.

Jess, have you asked her about Vin?

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

Yes I emailed her this morning about it. Did she say anything about Orlando Bloom? I can't remember for the life of me. I already know she considers him a gaybe so who knows.

KaeEll · Original Soap Dish Diva

And today, (Friday the 21st) she says it is NOT Mel Gibson "goosing gays in his trailer". No surprise there, never thought it could have been.

Orly Bloom? I don't get a high energy vibe from him either. I'll check in her archives and get back to you on that one.

Okay, just did a quick look and found no reference to a marriage or children, so I'm going to strike him off the list of possible suspects. He doesn't have that decadent hedonistic vibe either from what I can tell.

-- Edited by KaeEll at 09:44, 2007-12-21

jessicad52178 · Jessica Almighty

true true ... I'm really at a loss here.