A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
> weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
> stands before him
> a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
> nothing but a pair
> of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the
> weight loss
> company.
>
> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have
> me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after
> her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he
> finally gives up.
>
> The same girl shows up for the next four days and
> the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
> himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs.
> as promised.

> He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
> program. The next day there's a k nock at the door
> and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy
> woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
> nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around
> her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have
> me'.
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
> girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
> no such luck. So for the next four days, the same
> routine happens with him gradually getting in better
> and better shape.
>
> Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
> himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20
> lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and
> calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
> program
>
> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the
> phone. 'This is our
> most rigorous program.'
>
> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good
> in years.'
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when
> he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing
> there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
> sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
> your ass is mine.'