What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. ------------------------------------------------------ Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. ------------------------------------------------------------ What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? Sandy Claws. ---------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood. ------------------------------------------------------- There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!" Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting." The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russians, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Knock, knock Who's there? Chris! Chris who? Christmas!!!! -----------------------------------------
Q:What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A:A puddle! ------------------------------------------------------- Q:Where do reindeer go to dance? A:Christmas balls! -------------------------------------------------------- Q:If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire,what would they name their child? A:Frostbite!!
