The Naughty Mat

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Sorry guys, I'm bored! A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. "'Bell 1' rings and we all put on our jackets. "'Bell 2' rings and we all slide down the pole. "'Bell 3' rin...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, &...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the interse...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

FBI Job Opening The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will f...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

The Old Man's Physical A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. W...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Once upon a time a Blonde was hard up for money. She was too much of a blonde to think of something logical to do, so she decided to kidnap a child for ransom. So the next day she went to a nearby playground and when nobody was looking, she pulled a random kid behind a tree and said, "You're kidnappe...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

hope this pic copies over

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

I don't know if it's a real memo, but it's still funny don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite gen...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in th...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spo...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Dear Bob: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got ho...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Confuscious Says.... Woman who goes to mans apartment for snack, gets titbit. Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. Man who get kicked in testies, left holding the bag. Man who kissed girl behind, gets crack in face. Passionate kiss like spider-web, lead to undoing of fly. Man...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

I wanna say we've done this before, but I don't remember for sure. I got this from myspace let's share lol. Ever been to a strip club? no Ever been to a bar? yes Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope Kissed someone of the same sex? nopers...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it w...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around on the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless f...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

From: AnGiE Date: Oct 7, 2007 6:31 PM More Comments at pYzam.com

everbran · everbran

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17651423

everbran · everbran

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BOTHER WATCHING THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, AT WORK, OR ANYTHING OF THOSE TWO NATURES!!!! STAY AWAY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! STILL WARNING YOU!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! YEP!!!!! ASK YOURSELF HOW OFTEN BRANDON TYPES IN CAPS LIKE THIS!!!!! HE DOESN'T SO RUN AWAY!!!! SAVE YO...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

So guys i am looking at some new toys. Just wondering what everyone enjoys (goer for you men too). How about accessories? flavored gels warming gels i saw some chocolate paint that might be fun. Someone nentioned some liquid latex could be fun. I saw this powder that i might like but thought i'd see if my...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

Our naughty mat has been so tame lately lets dirty it up. I would love to hear the best of the best i haven't heard any lately.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Fireman joke (Preview) Sorry guys, I'm bored! A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. "'Bell 1' rings and we all put on our jackets. "'Bell 2' rings and we all slide down the pole. "'Bell 3' rin...	TinaLord68	0	270	Oct 26, 2007 by TinaLord68
	You'll laugh out loud on this one! (Preview) Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, &...	TinaLord68	0	263	Oct 26, 2007 by TinaLord68
	last joke - I swear! (Preview) A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through the interse...	TinaLord68	1	274	Oct 26, 2007 by shellyinphx
	FBI (really funny) (Preview) FBI Job Opening The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will f...	TinaLord68	0	270	Oct 26, 2007 by TinaLord68
	The Old Man's physical (Preview) The Old Man's Physical A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. W...	TinaLord68	0	272	Oct 26, 2007 by TinaLord68
	the blonde kidnapper (Preview) Once upon a time a Blonde was hard up for money. She was too much of a blonde to think of something logical to do, so she decided to kidnap a child for ransom. So the next day she went to a nearby playground and when nobody was looking, she pulled a random kid behind a tree and said, "You're kidnappe...	TinaLord68	0	263	Oct 26, 2007 by TinaLord68
	why bike shorts are usually black (Preview) hope this pic copies over	TinaLord68	2	275	Oct 25, 2007 by TinaLord68
	IBM memo (Preview) I don't know if it's a real memo, but it's still funny don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite gen...	TinaLord68	1	298	Oct 25, 2007 by jessicad52178
	thingie (Preview) There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in th...	TinaLord68	1	289	Oct 25, 2007 by jessicad52178
	halloween costume (Preview) A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spo...	TinaLord68	1	301	Oct 25, 2007 by jessicad52178
	why men shouldn't give advice (Preview) Dear Bob: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got ho...	TinaLord68	1	282	Oct 25, 2007 by jessicad52178
	confusious say (Preview) Confuscious Says.... Woman who goes to mans apartment for snack, gets titbit. Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth. Man who get kicked in testies, left holding the bag. Man who kissed girl behind, gets crack in face. Passionate kiss like spider-web, lead to undoing of fly. Man...	TinaLord68	0	260	Oct 24, 2007 by TinaLord68
	Naughty survey (Preview) I wanna say we've done this before, but I don't remember for sure. I got this from myspace let's share lol. Ever been to a strip club? no Ever been to a bar? yes Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? no Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? nope Kissed someone of the same sex? nopers...	jessicad52178	17	403	Oct 18, 2007 by jessicad52178
	why couples don't have sex (Preview) Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it w...	TinaLord68	4	313	Oct 10, 2007 by jessicad52178
	funny! (Preview) Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around on the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless f...	TinaLord68	1	276	Oct 8, 2007 by jessicad52178
	one for the ladies (Preview) From: AnGiE Date: Oct 7, 2007 6:31 PM More Comments at pYzam.com	TinaLord68	1	403	Oct 8, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Dirty Talk (Preview) http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17651423	everbran	5	388	Oct 5, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Angry Video Game Nerd Reviews Atari Porno... Outrage At First Game!!! (Preview) DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BOTHER WATCHING THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, AT WORK, OR ANYTHING OF THOSE TWO NATURES!!!! STAY AWAY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! STILL WARNING YOU!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! YEP!!!!! ASK YOURSELF HOW OFTEN BRANDON TYPES IN CAPS LIKE THIS!!!!! HE DOESN'T SO RUN AWAY!!!! SAVE YO...	everbran	5	398	Sep 19, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Toys and accessories (Preview) So guys i am looking at some new toys. Just wondering what everyone enjoys (goer for you men too). How about accessories? flavored gels warming gels i saw some chocolate paint that might be fun. Someone nentioned some liquid latex could be fun. I saw this powder that i might like but thought i'd see if my...	jessicad52178	10	338	Sep 12, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Dirty jokes (Preview) Our naughty mat has been so tame lately lets dirty it up. I would love to hear the best of the best i haven't heard any lately.	jessicad52178	3	314	Sep 11, 2007 by shellyinphx
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