Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, isn't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in
To confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
it isn't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba
With them two assholes.