(I hope the pictures attach on this or you wont' get the joke)

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe.

          After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him.
      A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit!

           He asked how much He owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no,no, for the Son of God ? There's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by  Finkelstein, the Tailor ? "

            Jesus readily agreed and as promised, and extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

           A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

            He pushed his way through the crowd  to speak to him and as soon as  Finkelstein   spotted him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what   you've done for my business !  Would you consider a partnership ? "

            "Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."

            "Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein.  "Finkelstein & Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman."  The two of them debated this for some time.

            Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.

            A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.

        Can you guess what it read ?


        Are you sure you want to know ?


        Here it comes...

        Don't say you weren't warned......












        OH, DON'T WHINE & MOAN!  You know you're going to pass it on.