THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES > > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each >for six weeks. > > Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. > > There is no fast food. > > Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, >correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay >a >list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. > > In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each >week. > > Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, >and s end cards out on time. > > Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist >appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one unscheduled and >inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a >holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also >make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. > > Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, >planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. > > The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and >all chores are done. > > There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries. > > Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid >song >that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons. > > The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply >to >themselves either while driving or making three lunches. > > Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a >tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas. > > Each man must adorn himself with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet >stylish >shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to >get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing. > > During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal >cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never >once >complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a >tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse. > > They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least >once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. > > He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night >without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth >and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home with no >food on their face or clothes. > > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be >required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, >height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's >weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's >favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, >favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. > > They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend >the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and >foot until they are better. > > They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss >of >me". > > The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins >only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a >moment's notice. > > If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over >again >for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called >Mother! > > After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think >will >get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it.
