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Long Lost DiMera Daughter

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A little friendly male bashing


On Men.......

Don`t imagine you can change a man, unless he`s in diapers.

What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door behind him.

If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man`s mind wander. Its too small to be out on it`s own.

Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyways.

Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

Women don`t make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types.

The best way to get a man to do something is to say he`s too old for it.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn`t ask for directions.

If he asks what kind of books you`re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at him.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

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Date: Apr 12, 2007

I'm definitely sharing this one!!!

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Twilight Posting Princess

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that is so hilareous......and sadly so true.

i'll be sharing it too.

kris

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The Monaco-Marcil Sandwich Please

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BAH HUMBUG!!

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Jessica Almighty

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Awww Herbst come on you have to admit tht they are quite silly.

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GTA Revived The Radio Star

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I will ditto Herbstfan's BAH HUMBUG and raise you a big old, BLAHHHHHH!

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Jessica Almighty

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Ohhh now come one boys don't tell me that if you didn't see something like that reared at females you wouldn't chuckle come on ... come on ... yeah that's what I thought.

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We had some great laughs in the office today, when I shared these with my female co-workers. Heck, I even sent it to a few of the guys, and they even chuckled!

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The Naughty Bad Girl

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Oh, those were good!!! Sorry Bran and Herbst!!

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Jessica Almighty

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Date: Apr 16, 2007

JUST FOR BRAN AND HERBST

A Letter from Men to Women

To all women,
On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points:

* The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
* Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.
* When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.
* When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.
* If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.
* If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.
* If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.
* I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.
* Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.
* Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.
* If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
* I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.
* Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.



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