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TinaLord68


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shelly!

  1. Shelly was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
  2. Shelly is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shelly, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  4. Shellyolatry is the mindless worship of Shelly.
  5. Shelly is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  6. If you put a drop of liquor on Shelly, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  7. Research indicates that Shelly will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  8. The fingerprints of Shelly are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  9. During severe windstorms, Shelly may sway several feet to either side!
  10. Shelly is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jodi!

  1. Jodi can't sweat!
  2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Jodi!
  3. Donald Duck's middle name is Jodi!
  4. Jodi cannot jump!
  5. Jodi is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  6. Birds do not sleep in Jodi, though they may rest in her from time to time!
  7. Olive oil was used for washing Jodi in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  8. Jodi is the world's smallest mammal.
  9. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Jodi!
  10. Jodi was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
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-- Edited by TinaLord68 at 15:22, 2007-05-16

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!

  1. South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
  2. In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  3. The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
  4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
  7. Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
  9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
  10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.
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-- Edited by TinaLord68 at 15:23, 2007-05-16

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Miranda!

  1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Miranda!
  2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Miranda.
  3. Ostriches stick their heads in Miranda not to hide but to look for water!
  4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Miranda.
  5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Miranda.
  6. Miranda was originally called Cheerioats.
  7. Miranda was named after Miranda the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Miranda!
  9. Miranda is only six percent water!
  10. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Miranda.
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TinaLord68


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen!

  1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.
  2. Never store Karen at room temperature.
  3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.
  4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.
  5. The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com.
  6. Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.
  10. Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris!

  1. All shrimp are born as Kris, but gradually mature into females.
  2. Kris can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  3. You share your birthday with Kris.
  4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kris.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kris.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kris and water!
  7. It can take Kris several days to move just through one tree.
  8. Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  9. Kris, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kris can not!
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TinaLord68


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephanie!

  1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Stephanie with his left foot!
  2. Stephanie will often glow under UV light!
  3. Stephanie cannot jump.
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Stephanie to reach the earth's core.
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Stephanie!
  6. Stephanie never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  7. You share your birthday with Stephanie!
  8. More people are killed by Stephanie each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  9. Over 2000 people have now climbed Stephanie, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  10. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Stephanie is two minutes!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Carolyn!

  1. Carolyn can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  2. Carolyn will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  3. Finding Carolyn on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Carolyn.
  5. Never store Carolyn at room temperature!
  6. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Carolyn.
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Carolyn and compline.
  8. Two grams of Carolyn provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Carolyn floating in their swimming pools.
  10. Carolyn has 118 ridges around the edge.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keith!

  1. Baby swans are called Keith!
  2. If you drop Keith from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  3. If Keith was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  4. The air around Keith is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  5. Donald Duck's middle name is Keith.
  6. Keith never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  7. The patron saint of Keith is Saint Eugenie.
  8. Keith cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
  9. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Keith from each salad served in first class.
  10. During severe windstorms, Keith may sway several feet to either side.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brandon!

  1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Brandon.
  2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Brandon!
  3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Brandon!
  4. The opposite sides of Brandon always add up to seven.
  5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Brandon to reach the earth's core.
  6. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Brandon.
  7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Brandon and water.
  8. The horns of Brandon are made entirely from hair.
  9. Brandon has a bifurcated penis!
  10. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Brandon!
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shellyinphx


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thats awesome

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you forgot Sophie and our long lost John

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And Herbst!! Thanks for the chuckle. Oh, and what about Cristine?!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sophia!

  1. Sophia can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  2. Scientists have discovered that Sophia can smell the presence of autism in children.
  3. Worldwide, Sophia is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Sophia in your mouth!
  5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Sophia to reach the earth's core!
  6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Sophia!
  7. Sophia is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
  8. Sophia can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Sophia can not.
  10. Sophia has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about John!

  1. John is only six percent water!
  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting John on.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into John.
  4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and John are all berries!
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by John.
  6. John can turn his stomach inside out.
  7. If you kiss John for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  8. Johnocracy is government by John.
  9. The most dangerous form of John is the bicycle.
  10. If you lace John from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
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Tess0707


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Thanks Tina! That's way to funny!

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kae I think that herbst is keith...and thanks tina, that is funny

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charmingmissy


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Hahaha those are great!

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LMAO thanks for the funny !!! Hey did you do yours.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!

  1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
  3. Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
  4. Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
  6. Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
  9. Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
  10. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
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jojolin


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I'm still angry at Finland. Hmmph. Who are they to say I can't wear pants?

Funny trivia things, Tina. Thanks!

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WOOO I'm a 'Man of the Year'! LOL So funny! Thanx Tina!

And Jodi...I warned you about going to another country and not wearing pants!

-- Edited by charmingmissy at 00:38, 2007-05-18

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I know, I know. But I can't help. Pants are so constricting. Maybe I'll try France.

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As in..."I see London, I see France?" teehee

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"I see jojo's underpants." teehee

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Exactly! biggrin.gif

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Fun Stuff!

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