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TOPIC: The Wooden Boy And Splinters
everbran
GTA Revived The Radio Star
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Date: Jul 3, 2007
The Wooden Boy And Splinters
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One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your Girlfriend?"
Pinnochio said. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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jojolin
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Oh my goodness, that's HILARIOUS!
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KaeEll
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Youch! Funny one.
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shellyinphx
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yeah youch about the splinters...too funny
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