It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!" Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father: ''Dad, it's called the twist!''
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I just accidentally put powdered fruit sugar on the potatoes thinking it was sea salt. I took off my reading glassses when I went into the kitchen to get the veggies ready for the bbq. I keep all my staples in the same kind of mason jars in the pantry. Sea salt is in front of the sugar. But Mike was here for lunch and made himself waffles, put fruit sugar on them and just stuck the jar wherever. Good thing I caught it and washed it all off, I hope. Damn.
