LEARNING TO CUSS
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> A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their
> bedroom.
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> "You know what?" says the 6 year-old.
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> "I think it's about time we started cussing."
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> The 4 year-old nods his head in approval.
>
> The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for
> breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you
> say something with 'ass.'
>
> The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When their
> mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old
> what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell
> Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
>
> Whack! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
> kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his
> eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
> rear with every step. She locks him in his room and
> shouts, "You can stay in there until I let you out."
>
> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4
> year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU
> want for breakfast, young man?"
>
> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat
> ass it won't be Cheerios.
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