Montana Deputy vs. California Lawyer
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> Only in Montana my friends.... Only in Montana ..... Too bad.....
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> A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
> He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
> from California and is certain that he has a better education then
any
> cop from Butte, Montana. He decides to prove this to himself and have
> some fun at the Montana deputy's expense.
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> The deputy says," License and registration, please."
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> "What for?" says the lawyer.
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> The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
> sign."
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> Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
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> "You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
> and registration, please."
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> The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
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> "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
> License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
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> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
> down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give
> me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
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> "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
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> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
> the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
> stop, or just slow down?"