Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
Have a Happy Non-Denomination Winter Holiday.
TO ALL MY CONSERVATIVE FRIENDS:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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"If you were looking for something clever or witty or funny here, you've come to the wrong place."
I'm very liberal too, but thought it was funny and passed it on to all my friends. Hope they got a chuckle. Funny most of my friends are Republicans, don't know how that happened. I think I appear to be conservative. But watch out when I let my hair down, hahahha
