My youngest daughter sent this last night. She's the psychology major out in Arizona, and a professor in one of her psych classes provided the class with this little nugget. Here's what my daughter emailed last night:


This is the exact script from an article in the 1950's magazine Housekeeping Monthly entitled "The Good Wife's Guide."

Have Dinner Ready:

Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare Yourself:

Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear Away the Clutter:

Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers etc. and then run a duster over the tables. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the Children:

Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimise the noise:

At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him:

You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time, let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his:

Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal:

Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have been through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low and soothing and pleasant voice. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity.

Remember:

He is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always knows her place.


"Don't complain if he's late home for dinner OR IF HE STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT" ?????!!!!!?????

Well, I hope that this gave you guys a laugh, and the only thing that I would have to say in response to those rules, and especially to the one that I just quoted above would be:

Rest in Peace.

Ah -- it was a very different world then!