> Your Yearly Dementia Test > > It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of > the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, > it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! > Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of > intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing > it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've > made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. > > 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. > Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. > > 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next > question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content > yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. > However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from > blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is > made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why > are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. > > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over > Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided > into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two engines > fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, > decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails > before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of > 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany Where would you > bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a > dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed > to the next question. > > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to > Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, > six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden , two people > get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get > on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In > Carpathian, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at > Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was > YOU!! > > Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. > > PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! > > > >
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Oh my head hurts too much for this! I ran to three different Targets to get our new patio cushions, they were 30% off. Look great, but now I need to rest!