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GTA Revived The Radio Star

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Date: Jul 7, 2008
Are you experiencing dementia?


> Your Yearly Dementia Test
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> It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of
> the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older,
> it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
> Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
> intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing
> it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've
> made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
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> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
> Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.
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> 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
> question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
> yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
> However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
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> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
> blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
> made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why
> are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
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> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
> into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two engines
> fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
> decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails
> before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of
> 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany Where would you
> bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?
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> Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a
> dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed
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> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
> Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
> six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden , two people
> get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
> on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In
> Carpathian, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
> Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was
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> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
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> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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Long Lost DiMera Daughter

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Date: Jul 7, 2008

I have read these, thankfully I am not experiencing dementia

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The Smiling T.L. Fan

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Date: Jul 7, 2008

Oh my head hurts too much for this! I ran to three different Targets to get our new patio cushions, they were 30% off. Look great, but now I need to rest!

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