She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes , crate s and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the mover s come and collect her thing s.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight , put on some soft background music , and feast ed on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half- eaten shrimp shell s dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then clean ed up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend , all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell .
They tried every thing; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were check ed for dead rodents and carpets were steam clean ed.
Air fresheners were hung every where .
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit .
Repairmen refused to work in the house . The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stink y house .
Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls .
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place .
The ex- wife called the man and asked how thing s were going . He told her the saga of the rotting house .
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex- wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agree d on a price that was about 1/ 10th of what the house had been worth , but only if she were to sign the paper s that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paper work.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watch ed the moving company pack every thing to take to their new home. . . . .....
And, to spite the ex- wife, they even took the curtain rods! !!
