HELP SPREAD THE STUPIDITY.........SOME WILL MAKE YOU SMILE
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Only in America
> .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
> of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
> can buy cigarettes at the front.> >
Only in America
> .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,and !
> a diet coke.> >
Only in America .....do banks leave
> both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.>
> > Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands
> of dollars in the> driveway and put our useless junk in
> the garage.> >
Only in America ....do we buy hot dogs
> in packages of ten and buns inpackages of eight.> >
> Only in America . ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
> Braillelettering.> >
EVER WONDER ....> >
Why the
> sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?> >
Why
> women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?>
> > Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic
> Wins Lottery'?> >
Why is 'abbreviated'
> such a long word?> >
Why is it that doctors call what
> they do 'practice'?> >
Why is lemon juice made
> with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real
> lemons?> >
Why is the man who invests all your money
> called a broker?> >
Why is the time of day with the
> slowest traffic called rush hour?> >
Why isn't
> there mouse-flavored cat food?>
Why didn't Noah swat
> those two mosquitoes?>
Why do they sterilize the needle
> for lethal injections?>
You know that indestructible
> black box that is used on airplanes? Whydon't they make
> the whole plane out of that stuff?!> >
Why don't
> sheep shrink when it rains?>
Why are they called
> apartments when they are all stuck together?> >
If con
> is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
> progress?> > >
If flying is so safe, why do they
> call the airport the terminal?>
Now that you've
> smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
> the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a
> smile to (maybe even achuckle)...in other words, send it to
> everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.>