Let's see there's Marty who just right on with the next guy available when John Boy rejected her post Todd crap, there's the slut that Cristian married to keep her in the country (which also doubles as the stupidest storyline since the Santis). Natalie's banging her own uncle or whatever it is Jared is to her. That's just creepy.

Then there's hop-a-bed Blair, sleazy Roxy and Tess aka seduction alter.