AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!
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>> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
>> to hold them while you chop.
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>> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
>> sink.
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>> For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a
>> few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
>> a timer.
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>> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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>> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
>> afraid to cough.
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>> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
>> move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
>> duct tape.
>>
>> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>>
>> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>>
>> Daily Thought:
>> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY
>> BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
>>
>>
>> Al
>> We arent what we ought to be. We arent what were going to be. We
>> arent what we want to be. But, thank God, we arent what we were. -
>> Anonymous