The Naughty Mat

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Request from the penis.... I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I...

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and...

everbran · everbran

Date It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?," Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning t...

everbran · everbran

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN: CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. ....

everbran · everbran

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it. "Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later....

everbran · everbran

Here it is:

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

new man vs. Brad Pitt so does this mean that Brad Pitt may not be so good in bed

TinaLord68 · TinaLord68

WE know what you're doin!!! -- Edited by TinaLord68 at 21:42, 2007-06-09

everbran · everbran

So Lips 106 is a radio station in the game Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories. There were some slightly interesting and kind of naughty songs on there I wanted to share with you all. Cool Timers- Tonight Sunshine Shine- M...

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

Which sex postition are you? Top Your definately the Top! You love to have the chance to be the one to hump him or her! You have sex alot soooo you have enough expirence so you know what your doing!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

These are kinda bad, dont read if your not into naughty naughty stuff Changing Room tied up

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

OK guys I'm bored to death and we so need to get this thing in gear again, so I think we all need some porno names. We'll pick them for each other. So lets get those creative juices a flowin!!!

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

which one is yours?? Which Sex Toy Is For You? The Jack Rabbit The cadillac of vibrators, you really know how to enjoy yourself with this toyGet Your Which Sex Toy Is For You? at NaughtyQ.com

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

What are your opinions on tattoos and piercings. Either for yourself or for a significant other. I put this in naughty mat because some people have tatts and piercings in naughty places...

everbran · everbran

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head go to see a skin doctor. The red head goes in and the doctor notices a rash in the shape of an I and he asks her where she got it, and she said "When me and my boyfriend do it he likes to wear his letter sweater and he goes to Idaho" The brunette goes in and...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

I bet that title took ya for surprise lol. I found this on myspace ... enjoy my loves. TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME A-Punky B-Emotional C-Pretty D-Very Sexy E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Gorgeous K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Pr...

shellyinphx · shellyinphx

The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Little of both Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: it depends Is sex a top priority for you?: Lately, yes Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes What's your favorite position?: On top ...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

I know a lot of couples have a list of like 5 or ten people or whatever that if the chance ever arose they would get it on with that person. As far as I knwo they usually share this with their significant other, well we don't have to do that. So who would be in your 5. Guy Girl doesn't matter I'm just curious. I fi...

jessicad52178 · jessicad52178

Playboy Barbie Ok I would buy this but I sure as heck hopw that my daughter never even sees this.

everbran · everbran

So this was a topic that came up not so long ago on another board.... For the guys: 1. Would you team up with a buddy on a girl? (i.e. Girl-Boy-Boy; no boy-boy action) 2. Would you let yourself be tag teamed by your girl and another (i.e. Girl-Girl-Boy)? (I thoroughly expect the overwhelm...

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	Request from the Penis (Preview) Request from the penis.... I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I...	TinaLord68	6	330	Sep 11, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Funny (Preview) Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and...	TinaLord68	4	295	Jul 25, 2007 by Tess0707
	Joke- Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw (Preview) Date It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?," Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning t...	everbran	4	316	Jul 5, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Speaking Womanese! (Preview) WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN: CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. ... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. ....	everbran	0	305	Jul 5, 2007 by everbran
	The Wooden Boy And Splinters (Preview) One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it. "Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later....	everbran	3	302	Jul 3, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Funny Pic (Preview) Here it is:	everbran	3	332	Jul 3, 2007 by shellyinphx
	fun article (Preview) new man vs. Brad Pitt so does this mean that Brad Pitt may not be so good in bed	shellyinphx	11	409	Jun 26, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Happy Wedding Night Bran! (Preview) WE know what you're doin!!! -- Edited by TinaLord68 at 21:42, 2007-06-09	TinaLord68	4	335	Jun 12, 2007 by TinaLord68
	Naughty Songs Brought To You By Lips 106 (Preview) So Lips 106 is a radio station in the game Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories. There were some slightly interesting and kind of naughty songs on there I wanted to share with you all. Cool Timers- Tonight Sunshine Shine- M...	everbran	0	300	May 9, 2007 by everbran
	Sexual Position (Preview) Which sex postition are you? Top Your definately the Top! You love to have the chance to be the one to hump him or her! You have sex alot soooo you have enough expirence so you know what your doing!Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com	shellyinphx	0	409	May 8, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Naughty Fantasies (Preview) These are kinda bad, dont read if your not into naughty naughty stuff Changing Room tied up	shellyinphx	0	417	May 8, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Porno Names (Preview) OK guys I'm bored to death and we so need to get this thing in gear again, so I think we all need some porno names. We'll pick them for each other. So lets get those creative juices a flowin!!!	jessicad52178	0	270	May 8, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Sex Toys (Preview) which one is yours?? Which Sex Toy Is For You? The Jack Rabbit The cadillac of vibrators, you really know how to enjoy yourself with this toyGet Your Which Sex Toy Is For You? at NaughtyQ.com	shellyinphx	1	449	May 8, 2007 by jessicad52178
	tattoos and piercings (Preview) What are your opinions on tattoos and piercings. Either for yourself or for a significant other. I put this in naughty mat because some people have tatts and piercings in naughty places...	shellyinphx	6	335	May 4, 2007 by shellyinphx
	Naughty Joke- Blonde, Brunette And A Redhead (Preview) A blonde, a brunette, and a red head go to see a skin doctor. The red head goes in and the doctor notices a rash in the shape of an I and he asks her where she got it, and she said "When me and my boyfriend do it he likes to wear his letter sweater and he goes to Idaho" The brunette goes in and...	everbran	2	340	May 3, 2007 by shellyinphx
	I'ma a gorgeous sex machine who will rock your world. What are you? (Preview) I bet that title took ya for surprise lol. I found this on myspace ... enjoy my loves. TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME A-Punky B-Emotional C-Pretty D-Very Sexy E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Gorgeous K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Pr...	jessicad52178	5	331	May 2, 2007 by jessicad52178
	a dirty survey (this ones kinda bad) (Preview) The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Little of both Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: it depends Is sex a top priority for you?: Lately, yes Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes What's your favorite position?: On top ...	shellyinphx	2	319	May 2, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Your 5 (Preview) I know a lot of couples have a list of like 5 or ten people or whatever that if the chance ever arose they would get it on with that person. As far as I knwo they usually share this with their significant other, well we don't have to do that. So who would be in your 5. Guy Girl doesn't matter I'm just curious. I fi...	jessicad52178	15	403	May 1, 2007 by jessicad52178
	Playboy Barbie ... (Preview) Playboy Barbie Ok I would buy this but I sure as heck hopw that my daughter never even sees this.	jessicad52178	13	455	Apr 30, 2007 by jessicad52178
	In An Effort To Revive This Board--- Tag Teaming (Preview) So this was a topic that came up not so long ago on another board.... For the guys: 1. Would you team up with a buddy on a girl? (i.e. Girl-Boy-Boy; no boy-boy action) 2. Would you let yourself be tag teamed by your girl and another (i.e. Girl-Girl-Boy)? (I thoroughly expect the overwhelm...	everbran	18	525	Apr 27, 2007 by jessicad52178
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